It was the summer of ’07. 26th june. We were all safely registered a day before and entering Arjun, looking out for any known faces dat we might remember during interviews and registration and of course, PagalGuy. If there is one thing dat I wud like to thank god for, then it wud be my shifting to FTB from FTA. Actually, there were 2 of us, initially enrolled in FTA attendance list- Shahan and me. These past 2 years have been literally a rollercoaster ride for almost all of us. All the events, good or bad, that occurred in FTB produced perfect ingredients for the success of any movie –
drama(johri and urshita spitting fire),
action(tamal and rishu at swords in one of our parties),
romance(sadly, none of the rumours graduated into a reality, including mine, albeit the family came closest),
emotions(I just remember urshita and shilpa with brimming eyes, tired of constant public scrutinization),
suspense(PLAN B, and who leads the joota chati faction),
comedy(list is endless viz. Prusty’s Faculty Exchange Ekta Kapoor ishtyle, again Prusty’s ‘fingering’ habits),
war(monthly fight through chain mails viz. sanky vs. johri, ruchir vs. shilpa, tushar vs. pavan and more…always and always entertaining for the rest of the class) et all.
For the first few days, we all mastered in one thing – introducing ourselves in a very ‘resumeic’ manner in which My Name was the clear winner though Mrs. Brand Equity offered this coveted recognition to Mr. Kaul – naam to yaad rahega.
Now how few of us would be remembered not just by our names but also by our acts in class:
Shahan – Mr. Bean
Neeti – global queen
Neha Asthana – cultural shock
Neha Rastogi – now Tandon…..sorry guys
Pankaj – chota coke
Pavan - bodybuilder
Piyush – bhagwaan
Prasad – treadmill walking
Prashant – Big B
Puneet Goyal – My Name is …
Rahul Gupta - latecomer
Rahul Jha – shayar of IMT
Rahul Kaul – opener in every ppt
Rahul Bhagat – his one word reply to every question asked in class…. ‘OB’
Rishupreet – US ambassador
Ritika – part time
Roshan – his unending love for maa-behen
Ruchir – his hands asked more questions than his words
Sahil – DON
Sankshep – 19.75
Saurabh – tau
Shailesh Agarwal – Shailesh sir
Shailesh Jha – IT troubleshooter
Shenoy - Nadal of badminton
Shilpa – chatterbox
Shobhit – abhimanyu
Sid Juneja – daydreamer
Sudeep – statistician
Tarun – dadda
Uday Bhaskar – Mr. Matakkali
Stuti – kid of our class
Urshita – never ending slides in a PPT
Vaishali – we will take it ‘offline’
Johri – first bencher, be if left or right side
Chadha – FTB Rocks
Vishnu – pervert singer
Vishu – no brakes
Co-author : Pratik
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
कभी अलविदा न कहना
यह पल है कितना सुहाना,
इस पल में है डूब जाना ।
इन लम्हों को बारिश की तरह छूलूं
इस वक्त को पैमाना बनाकर पीलूँ।
इनको तो एक दिन यादें है बन जाना।
मैं वो पुलिंदा ले जा रहा हूँ, यादों से भरा।
मुठी से फिसले रेत है, थाम हौले से ज़रा।
पल पल चड़ता सूरज नया सवेरा लाता है,
रात की मीठी चांदनी को चुरा कर ले जाता है ।
इस पल ने हमको वो दिया जो न हमने सोचा था,
रिश्तों के कच्चे धागों में गांठे का धोखा था।
कुछ पल चले थामे हाथ, वोह याद तो हमेशा आएगी,
आँखों से छलकता पानी, और होठों पे मुस्कान लाएगी।
दोस्तों के साथ बिताये हुए दिन, वापस आने को तरसायंगे,
सामने जाती गली से गुज़रे तो कदम अपने आप रुक जायेंगे ।
अब हर महफिल का पैमाना, कुछ फीका फीका होगा,
क्या टकराएँ प्यालों को हम, हमने क्या जीता होगा ।
इस शिक्षा के मन्दिर मैं, हम पुजारी की हँसी उडाते हैं,
सर पर रखे हाथ जो वो हमारे, दिल से दुआंए दे जाते है ।
हम आगे पद चिन्ह को देख कर, कदम अपने बढाते है,
एक बार पीछे देख ले, हर कदम फूल बनकर दुनिया महकाते हैं।
मैं बस येही दुआं करता हूँ, ओड़े तू मेरी यादों का गहना,
हँसे तू, खिलखिलाए तू, पर मुझसे कभी अलविदा न कहना.
इस पल में है डूब जाना ।
इन लम्हों को बारिश की तरह छूलूं
इस वक्त को पैमाना बनाकर पीलूँ।
इनको तो एक दिन यादें है बन जाना।
मैं वो पुलिंदा ले जा रहा हूँ, यादों से भरा।
मुठी से फिसले रेत है, थाम हौले से ज़रा।
पल पल चड़ता सूरज नया सवेरा लाता है,
रात की मीठी चांदनी को चुरा कर ले जाता है ।
इस पल ने हमको वो दिया जो न हमने सोचा था,
रिश्तों के कच्चे धागों में गांठे का धोखा था।
कुछ पल चले थामे हाथ, वोह याद तो हमेशा आएगी,
आँखों से छलकता पानी, और होठों पे मुस्कान लाएगी।
दोस्तों के साथ बिताये हुए दिन, वापस आने को तरसायंगे,
सामने जाती गली से गुज़रे तो कदम अपने आप रुक जायेंगे ।
अब हर महफिल का पैमाना, कुछ फीका फीका होगा,
क्या टकराएँ प्यालों को हम, हमने क्या जीता होगा ।
इस शिक्षा के मन्दिर मैं, हम पुजारी की हँसी उडाते हैं,
सर पर रखे हाथ जो वो हमारे, दिल से दुआंए दे जाते है ।
हम आगे पद चिन्ह को देख कर, कदम अपने बढाते है,
एक बार पीछे देख ले, हर कदम फूल बनकर दुनिया महकाते हैं।
मैं बस येही दुआं करता हूँ, ओड़े तू मेरी यादों का गहना,
हँसे तू, खिलखिलाए तू, पर मुझसे कभी अलविदा न कहना.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
It’s said that a man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell. Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Sometimes u jus have to let things go…coz as they say…every good thing comes 2 an end…but friends this is a beginning and not an end…its time to plunge into the journey called life...to remember the past…to relish the present…to welcome what future holds for us… its that time of our lives which one of us eagerly hope to accomplish …each one of us prays and works so hard that the very attainability of the same seems untasteful…it leaves us at crossroads…demanding the heart to change…for good or for bad…as change is the only thing permanent and who knows better the cusps of life but one who has never been there…done that…
The 2 yrs at IMT…undoubtedly were one of the most memorable ones and has deeply impacted each one of us…both professionally as well as personally…it has taught us of hardships as well as of easybirds…it has shown us various facets of life which would have been unexplored had we not been here…it has brought us all together and to quote one of the clichés of “everything happens for a purpose” and the purpose was” we”. It gave us a platform to be ourselves…to bask in the glory of who we are and to wander into the hinterland to do the ultimate soul searching…
FTB ROXXX…always used to take it with a pinch of salt…but now seems like this was home….this was destiny and above all this was the place I got whatever name or recognition I could gather (if any…) in these 2 yrs…those introductory lectures…someone taking it as a culture shock while someone taking it as just another story in the book of life…classes of Prusty and orgaanaaational behavior and OK singh and numerous such incidences which most of us enjoyed to the core…also the menace of Subhojit Bhattacharya…hovering around the 5 point scale…with my peer scaling heights of a 7 point or an 8 point…
Namankaran of a different genre with weirdos like “ my name” , “keshyaa”, “panki”, “sankshi”, “rit”, “pti”, “tika”, “porn nema”, “lesh sir”, or the final one “lilli” for anyone and everyone who is a combination of stupid and idiot…
Just want to wish you all the very best in life and hope you all tread the path of glory scaling new heights and making one and all proud of you… goes on to show how lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. Leaves me wondering where is the good in Goodbyes.
“Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends. “ ~Richard Bach
(Written by Bhagat)
Monday, March 2, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
The best one frm Suvidh
His very much coveted so called "PLAN B"
Hi all
Wishing my entire class a very happy new year and hopethat each and every one of you gets what they desirefrom life....may u all of u be placed in the best ofthe companies with the greatest of packages by the endof this year.It was a great 6 months being with such an amazing setof people who know how to be the best n whatever theyset out to do. i ve really been missing all u guys forthe one week i ve been home and really want to bethere with you guys but then sometimes we have tosacrifice something to pursue our dreams.Yes this mail is being sent to you to let u guys knwand at the same time for apologising that i didnt tellu ppl earlier that i ll not be coming back to IMT now.The CAT 07 result is gonna be out tommorrow and i amhoping that my gamble pays off as i am expecting IIMcalls.need all your best wishes for the same.or else ill resort to my plan B which is already underway.I ll shortly be writing individual mails to u guys tothank you for whatever contribution big or small youguys have made in making our relationship stronger.
and yes....ALL THE BEST for the end terms
do well
warmest of regards
Suvidh Arora
07FT-105
FT-B
Friday, February 27, 2009
The Most dardnaak Birthday Ever celebrated in IMT!!
The Mummy
Last Rites for the Mummy
The Mummy Returns!!
Finally, The Tharki Mummy Rests in Peace!!!
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Some Interesting mails in yahoo group
To make it special we have to start with someone special ....... yes it is Mr. Vishesh or apne Chadha Ji.
He wrote to the group on the First December of 2007 ........
What if the IT industry start making films ?
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and the list goes on till 38.
Then we have Purshottam on Tare Zameen Par ......... movies are such an important part of IMT.
If Karan Johar made Taare
* Obvious starcast:
* Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!!).
* Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
* Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
* Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
* Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
* It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
* The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.
* It would have one dance number.
* The film would be titled 'Kuch Taare Zameen Par.'
and list goes on for Sanjay lila Bansaali, Farhan Akthar, Rakesh Roshan and Priyadarshan ...... find it for ur self
Another interesting story from the mail .........
Johri suggested “wet party” for the new year 2008 in one of his mail (31st December 2007)
Lot of queries raised especially for the meaning of wet party.
Rakesh wrote on the same day
Hi,
I met Subhajith sir today and he told me that there are two answer sheets with roll number 62. and roll number 64 is missing. So FT62 and FT64 please get in touch with Sir immediately or it cud b a problem.
(Neha and Neelesh ........ dhyaan diya karo.)
Something good and senti was also there on mails
Herez wishing you and your families...
A Happy & Prosperous New Year....!!! (in advance)
Keep Rocking!! & yes Keep Partying!!!
And most important Keep Smiling :-)
Cheers
Varun
Now Rahul Bhaghat Reply ....
now here's one mail which i found good to read.. subah se woh splitting wagairah ke mails padh kar dimag ka dahi ho gaya tha....janta pata nahin itni senti kyun ho jaati hai woh bhi grup mails pe...its been told time and again that we don't need any brickbats on this forum...
HAPPY NEW YEAR....2008. ....
keep smiling...enjoy in the right spirit wherever that's gonna be...
-Rahul
and Roshan Joins with ....
rahul bhagat....looks like u are not emotionally attached to this class...i really get senti when anything about our class is spoken...the party abt new yr is an important issue.....very imp for our whole class...each one needs to be a part of decision making for the new yr
and Bhaghar reply ....
roshan,
the very reason i mailed the earlier part was because i am very emotionally attached to my class and it kills me too see when fellow classmates express conflicting issues and demands .don't doubt my integrity and love for the class....i am very much a part of the class and want the new year celebrations to be a memorable one and not one which would create friction among classmembers....
i hope evrybody agrees ....
happy new year once again...
-Rahul
Kuch bhi ho log Bhasad karna nahin chodte ........
And here comes Sanky with his special ......
Friends are like Asian paints: Dunia Badal De
Girl friend are Like Everest Masale: Taste main Best
Wife is like Mosquito Coil: Dhund Dhund ke Mare gi
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the
kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Another from Sankshep .......
Hey Johri Congrats for becoming student manager!!!
waise what is it exactly??
And Jhori replied in the following manner (just kidding) ......... but dont miss the signature part.
Hi All It was a good discussion today in the FM class today and a lot of fruitful brainstorming was there. As requested by ma'm, please go through the derivation below: We know that, DOL(at Q) = [Change in EBIT/EBIT] / [Change in Q/Q] Now, EBIT = Q*P - FC -Q*V EBIT' = Q'*P - FC - Q'*V [Change in EBIT/EBIT] / [Change in Q/Q] = [{(Q'-Q)P - (Q'-Q)*V} / {Q*P-FC-Q*V}] / [(Q'-Q/Q] Now, Cancelling (Q'-Q from numerator and Denominator, we have, = [QP - QV] / [QP-FC-QV] = [Q(P-V)] / [Q(P-V) - FC] = Q / [Q-FC/(P-V)] = Q/(Q-Qat BE) Where, Qat BE = Qty at Break Even. I hope the above derivation is clear. This will also be explained on the White Board tomorrow. -- Thanks and Regards Vinod Johri PGDM 2007-09 Marketing Batch FT-B IMT Ghaziabad Mobile No.: +91 9350843185, +91 9990638375
A final mail by Johri on CRship
Hi All
I have been a witness to the entire sequence of events... which
unluckily has been really disheartening as this was not the kind of
class FTB actually is... We have always been very cooperative and
there has been usually a consensus for everything we do....
I have always emphasised that the decision of the class is final.....
and believe me... this time too the same rule prevails...
If the class so desires, I am stepping down... and let the CR be
whoever the class wishes.......
Roshan wrote in favor of CRs
hey guys,.....
sorry for d uninvited advice......lekin CR log ko itna pareshan mat karo yar...same ques regardin IB paper in 100 difffrnt ways...hw many times wud they call sir and bug him??...n hw many times wud they mail abt d same thing??......
sorry ...its not 2 hurt anyone...(even i have bugged d CRs...so this is for all of us...incluin me)...
Sid explains his feelings ........... Beweda Zameen Par
Bar main dailyy jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...
Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura...Meri Maa..
Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...
one of the interesting incident
Ooh La La!
The best comment by the French President when he visited India last month and saw the use of railroad tracks as the national toilets; both as deposits from the trains speeding along, and from assorted denizens of villages along the tracks who insist on leaving their tracks too.
He allegedly said, "Now I understand why your railway minister is called
La Loo!"
Shenoy sir ne grades ka graph bhi bana diya …. Sir aap hi load karein ……. Atleast is karan koi to contribute karega.
Aur suvidh ka mail ……hey I cud not find “Plan B” wala mail …. If anyone can find out just post it.
hey
kya haal chal
hope u ve been doing well......its been a long while
since we last talked.....
would love to be in regular touch with you from nw
on...so for that purpose kindly spare 5 mins and go
through my blog and post ur comments ,suggestions
etc,......i would really appreciate that
suvidharora.blogspot.com
love
Suvidh
Post Ur favourite ones ............... comon open ur Pandaro's Box
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