To make it special we have to start with someone special ....... yes it is Mr. Vishesh or apne Chadha Ji.
He wrote to the group on the First December of 2007 ........
What if the IT industry start making films ?
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and the list goes on till 38.
Then we have Purshottam on Tare Zameen Par ......... movies are such an important part of IMT.
If Karan Johar made Taare
* Obvious starcast:
* Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!!).
* Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
* Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
* Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
* Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
* It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
* The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kid's mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone else's girl.
* It would have one dance number.
* The film would be titled 'Kuch Taare Zameen Par.'
and list goes on for Sanjay lila Bansaali, Farhan Akthar, Rakesh Roshan and Priyadarshan ...... find it for ur self
Another interesting story from the mail .........
Johri suggested “wet party” for the new year 2008 in one of his mail (31st December 2007)
Lot of queries raised especially for the meaning of wet party.
Rakesh wrote on the same day
Hi,
I met Subhajith sir today and he told me that there are two answer sheets with roll number 62. and roll number 64 is missing. So FT62 and FT64 please get in touch with Sir immediately or it cud b a problem.
(Neha and Neelesh ........ dhyaan diya karo.)
Something good and senti was also there on mails
Herez wishing you and your families...
A Happy & Prosperous New Year....!!! (in advance)
Keep Rocking!! & yes Keep Partying!!!
And most important Keep Smiling :-)
Cheers
Varun
Now Rahul Bhaghat Reply ....
now here's one mail which i found good to read.. subah se woh splitting wagairah ke mails padh kar dimag ka dahi ho gaya tha....janta pata nahin itni senti kyun ho jaati hai woh bhi grup mails pe...its been told time and again that we don't need any brickbats on this forum...
HAPPY NEW YEAR....2008. ....
keep smiling...enjoy in the right spirit wherever that's gonna be...
-Rahul
and Roshan Joins with ....
rahul bhagat....looks like u are not emotionally attached to this class...i really get senti when anything about our class is spoken...the party abt new yr is an important issue.....very imp for our whole class...each one needs to be a part of decision making for the new yr
and Bhaghar reply ....
roshan,
the very reason i mailed the earlier part was because i am very emotionally attached to my class and it kills me too see when fellow classmates express conflicting issues and demands .don't doubt my integrity and love for the class....i am very much a part of the class and want the new year celebrations to be a memorable one and not one which would create friction among classmembers....
i hope evrybody agrees ....
happy new year once again...
-Rahul
Kuch bhi ho log Bhasad karna nahin chodte ........
And here comes Sanky with his special ......
Friends are like Asian paints: Dunia Badal De
Girl friend are Like Everest Masale: Taste main Best
Wife is like Mosquito Coil: Dhund Dhund ke Mare gi
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"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the
kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Another from Sankshep .......
Hey Johri Congrats for becoming student manager!!!
waise what is it exactly??
And Jhori replied in the following manner (just kidding) ......... but dont miss the signature part.
Hi All
It was a good discussion today in the FM class today and a lot of
fruitful brainstorming was there. As requested by ma'm, please go
through the derivation below:
We know that,
DOL(at Q) = [Change in EBIT/EBIT] / [Change in Q/Q]
Now,
EBIT = Q*P - FC -Q*V
EBIT' = Q'*P - FC - Q'*V
[Change in EBIT/EBIT] / [Change in Q/Q] = [{(Q'-Q)P - (Q'-Q)*V} /
{Q*P-FC-Q*V}] / [(Q'-Q/Q]
Now, Cancelling (Q'-Q from numerator and Denominator, we have,
= [QP - QV] / [QP-FC-QV]
= [Q(P-V)] / [Q(P-V) - FC]
= Q / [Q-FC/(P-V)]
= Q/(Q-Qat BE)
Where, Qat BE = Qty at Break Even.
I hope the above derivation is clear. This will also be explained on
the White Board tomorrow.
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Thanks and Regards
Vinod Johri
PGDM 2007-09
Marketing
Batch FT-B
IMT Ghaziabad
Mobile No.: +91 9350843185,
+91 9990638375
A final mail by Johri on CRship
Hi All
I have been a witness to the entire sequence of events... which
unluckily has been really disheartening as this was not the kind of
class FTB actually is... We have always been very cooperative and
there has been usually a consensus for everything we do....
I have always emphasised that the decision of the class is final.....
and believe me... this time too the same rule prevails...
If the class so desires, I am stepping down... and let the CR be
whoever the class wishes.......
Roshan wrote in favor of CRs
hey guys,.....
sorry for d uninvited advice......lekin CR log ko itna pareshan mat karo yar...same ques regardin IB paper in 100 difffrnt ways...hw many times wud they call sir and bug him??...n hw many times wud they mail abt d same thing??......
sorry ...its not 2 hurt anyone...(even i have bugged d CRs...so this is for all of us...incluin me)...
Sid explains his feelings ........... Beweda Zameen Par
Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main dailyy jaata Hoon Main Maa ...
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa...
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...
Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe ,
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Main Maa...
Pau lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu,
Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa...
Kya Itna Bura...Meri Maa..
Scotch main ,itna peeta nahi,
Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata...Hai Naa Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa ...
one of the interesting incident
Ooh La La!
The best comment by the French President when he visited India last month and saw the use of railroad tracks as the national toilets; both as deposits from the trains speeding along, and from assorted denizens of villages along the tracks who insist on leaving their tracks too.
He allegedly said, "Now I understand why your railway minister is called
La Loo!"
Shenoy sir ne grades ka graph bhi bana diya …. Sir aap hi load karein ……. Atleast is karan koi to contribute karega.
Aur suvidh ka mail ……hey I cud not find “Plan B” wala mail …. If anyone can find out just post it.
hey
kya haal chal
hope u ve been doing well......its been a long while
since we last talked.....
would love to be in regular touch with you from nw
on...so for that purpose kindly spare 5 mins and go
through my blog and post ur comments ,suggestions
etc,......i would really appreciate that
suvidharora.blogspot.com
love
Suvidh
Post Ur favourite ones ............... comon open ur Pandaro's Box
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